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My sister, Paula, and her husband, Chris, had just finished tucking their young ones into bed one evening when they heard crying coming from the children's room.
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Sign reading "Tips" and a bucket at his feet, full of change. "Radar Trap Ahead." A little more investigative work led the officer to theīoy's accomplice, another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a Standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said So Bryant investigated and found the problem. One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, Police Officer Bryant found a perfect hiding place for watching for If you don't see the topic that you are interested in try our 'Search'īox because we have a large selection of amusing yarns, tall tales and
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Know how to keep their mouths shut and don't pout when I yell at them.' Short Stories 'It is because ourĮmployees are used to obeying orders, are accustomed to being shoved around, 'Not at all, Ma'am,' the Factory Manager replied. Stormed the woman, 'this is a private conversation.' Whisper, 'Excuse me ladies but I can't hear.' Ronnie leaned forward and said in a stage Together who were sitting in the row in front of him, Ronnie was unable to To see "Slumdog Millionaire" but because of two women loudly chatting Last week Ronnie Walsh went to the movies at the Rialto Cinema in Bristol Then after 16 miles the English man gets tired and drops out.Ģ5 miles the Irish man decides he can't finish the race, so he turns aroundĪnd swims back to the start. Standing here waiting for a train.' An Irishman's Jocular TaleĪn Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all entered a 26 mile longĪfter 12 miles the Scottish man gets tired and drops out. The fitter, who had been wondering how to explain his position in Rosie'sīedroom cupboard, blurts out, 'You probably won't believe me, but I'm Splendid looking cupboard,' and he opens it to look inside. Rosie's husband comes home, sees the cupboard and says, 'Oh, that's a He can find out what causes the cupboard to collapse. Completely baffled by this unexpected event, theįitter decides to reassemble the cupboard and sit inside it to see whether The fitter arrives and assembles the cupboard. They'll send along a fitter to take a look. She is told that this is quite impossible and that Rosie is now fed up, cross and rather angry so she 'phones the customer Shortly, a train passes and the whole cupboard collapses yet again for the "wrong" re-re-reads the instructions and re-re-assembles the cupboard. Rosie now frustrated and thinking that she must have done something Instructions and reassembles the cupboard. Undaunted by this misfortune she re-reads the Now, Rosie lives near a railway line and as the train passes by theĬupboard collapses. Then assembles the cupboard in the bedroom. Reaching home Rosie reads the instructions carefully, counts the pieces Rosie Hall buys a self-assembly, flat-pack, cupboard from her local He replied, 'I can't remember where I live.' The I inquired, 'Well then, why in the world would you be crying?' He said, 'For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and myįavourite dessert and then we cuddle until the small hours.'
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He added, 'She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favouriteīiscuits, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest I continued, 'Well, then why are you crying?' Morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and He told me, 'I have a 22 year old wife at home.